We Don’t Have A Fucking Doorbell

We Don’t Have A Fucking Doorbell - Funny Story

So a couple years I moved out of state with a boyfriend. 

Was super excited about it but with reason had anxiety about being 

so far from friends and family. 

One of the ways my anxiety was coming out was with nightmares 

and night terrors. 

I’d wake up violently sitting up in a cold sweat, gasping and 

whatnot. 

On one particular night I had woken up the sound of our doorbell 

ringing. 

Which at 4 in the morning is fucking nerve wracking. 

So I shook my boyfriend fully awake and told him I heard the 

doorbell and to go check it because I was scared. 

He quickly jumps up. 

Puts on clothes and grabs a bat. 

Goes all the way to the front door and opens it. 

I, scared shitless, am peeking around the corner watching it all go 

down. 

I see him step outside and I nervously await the verdict of the 

situation when I hear him call out to me. 

“Babe?” And I respond real shaky, “Yes?” He stands in the doorway 

with a real frustrated tired look in his eyes and says, “We don’t have 

a fucking doorbell.”

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