Lotion Boy

Lotion Boy - Funny Story

One time in my chemistry class, while the teacher was talking, this 

guy asked loudly, “Does anyone have any lotion?” 

The teacher stopped talking as some girl gave him some hand lotion.

The guy proceeds to slowly rub the lotion on his face as the whole 

class watches him in confusion.

The teacher asks him what he’s doing, and he responds with 

“I forgot to moisturize this morning” and puts even more on his 

face.

The teacher asks him to go to the hall to finish his moisturizing 

because he’s being a distraction, and after about 10 minutes he still 

hasn’t come back in, so someone opens the door to check and he’s 

still smearing lotion all over his face. 

He finally comes back in and hands the girl her lotion, and he’s used 

up half of it. 

Now people call him lotion boy.

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